So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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