i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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