we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Is this like a preordered booty call?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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