3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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