I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
