yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Randomize
