i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
50% drunk capacity currently
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
