thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Randomize
