she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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