gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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