if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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