So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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