Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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