Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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