About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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