I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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