in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
