i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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