haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
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