There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
