I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
When are your genitals available?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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