ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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