Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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