Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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