Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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