There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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