So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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