if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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