Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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