Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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