She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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