That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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