I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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