I want to walk on stilts...naked
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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