i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Randomize
