Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
My penis needs a shock collar
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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