I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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