Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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