i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
