Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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