We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
