he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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