The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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