i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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