so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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