I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
