I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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