I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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