I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
please don't ironically join a cult
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