I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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