can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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