we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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